Monday, September 1, 2014

kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
  • Me: Oh, the LGBT section of this lovely bookstore! With lots of G, a couple of L, no T and B as a background character if you squint and tilt your head

avenqcrs:

hey you

yes you

is today your first day of school? tomorrow? or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?

either way

youre looking great

you are going to rock this

i believe in you

youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ

best wishes, 

me

fawnchildren:

paintdeath:

Kohei Nawa forms a cloud-like landscape made of foam

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit)

4qua-rio:

torentialtribute:

If you’re looking for the “cheapest/easiest” pet

  • don’t get a pet

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST ACCURATE POST I HAVE EVER SEEN

Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

phenrirr:

don’t mistake a conceited person for a confident one 

xiaoboys:

burning out ;(

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy)

yungterra:

sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like

image

i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker

fademaw:

killdiobrando:

okuyasuofficial:

okuyasuofficial:

honey, im homo

welcome back queer

How was your gay?

It was a pain in the ass.

(Source: moriohs)

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time